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"Can it still be hurricane season? Mustbe, because here come Serge A. Storms and his perpetually stoned bro, Coleman,in Tim Dorsey’s gonzo crime caper.” –The New York Times Book ReviewThe “compulsively irreverent and shockingly funny” (Boston Globe) Tim Dorsey returns with an insanely entertaining tale in which the inimitable Serge A. Storms sees dead people and investigates a creepy urban myth that may be all too real.Though another devastating hurricane is raking Florida, its awesome power can’t deter the Sunshine State’s most loyal son, Serge A. Storms, from his latest scenic road trip: a cemetery tour. With his best bro Coleman riding shotgun, Serge hits the highway in his gold ’69 Plymouth Satellite, putting pedal to the metal on a grand tour of the past. Beginning in Key West, the sunshine boys’ odyssey includes a forgotten mass grave in Palm Beach County holding the remains of African Americans killed by the Great Hurricane of 1928, and the resting place of one world-famous television dolphin (RIP Flipper) from the 1960s.But one deadland—a haunted old sugar field—holds more than just the bones of those who’ve passed. For years, local children have whispered about a boogeyman hiding among the stalks. Could it be the same maniac known as Naked Florida Man, who’s been raising hell all over the place?There are few things Serge loves more than solving a good mystery and bestowing justice on miscreants who sully his beloved home’s good name. With his partner Bong Man, Florida’s psycho superhero will find the truth in this hilariously violent delight—packed with history, lore, and plenty of motel antics—from the insanely ingenious Tim Dorsey.

In Heart of the West, O. Henry presents a collection of vividly crafted stories set in the American frontier. Combining humor, pathos, and ironic twists, these tales explore themes of love, honor, and human resilience in the face of the harsh realities of Western life. This collection captures the spirit of the Old West with unforgettable characters and timeless storytelling.

The brand new World Book Day adventure and must-read middle-grade novel from the author of super-spooky Crater Lake. Perfect for 9+ fans of R.L.Stine's Goosebumps."Deliciously scary and hilarious comedy-horror, perfectly pitched for eight-plus."The Guardianon Dread WoodDread Wood High is a school like no other! Angelo and his friends are used to battling horrifying creatures at school - giant spiders that fire poison darts, brain biting worms that burrow into your flesh and vampire birds that drink your blood! These terrifying beasts were brought to life by crazed caretakers-slash scientists, the Latchitts And they aren't finished yet . . .In this exclusive World Book Day story, Angelo and therest of Club Loser must venture deep into the tunnels underneath Dread Wood High to rescue their favourite teacher, Mr Canton. But more hideous creations live in the Latchitts' old laboratories . . . and they're hungry! Can Club Loser stop these creatures from escaping into the world and make it out in one piece? Read it and see, if you dare!An epic, pulse-racing, sci-fi adventure, perfect for readers aged 8+.For more edge-of-your-seat adventures check out the wholeDread Wood series - Dread Wood, Fear Ground, Flock Horror, Deadly Deep and Fright Bite.

The Ten Million Year Biscuit was forged in the Earth's core by the masters of space and time using flour borrowed from Jeppy, the Human Cannonball. Thought to be the perfect biscuit, many adventurers sought the Ten Million Year Biscuit for generations. All of them failed spectacularly. Will Nigel Turnbottom, adventurer extraordinaire, be able to adventure harder than he's ever adventured before and find the meaning of friendship?This book was made for the ten year anniversary of www.jollybiscuit.com and features all the best comic strips and stories posted over the years. If you're looking for goofs, gags, gaffs, waggery, yuks, quips, nutty zingers, whacky hijinks, thigh-slappers, riffs, and/or capers. Then your ten million year search has come to an end!

"a lovely collection, imbued with warmth, wit, and wonder" -BlueInk ReviewThe Mind of a Writer and other Fables collects the often playful occasionally charming always quirky tales, short plays, verse, and other inhabitants of the imagination of playwright and author Stephen Evans.

"A funny, tender, poignant debut with a believable, sympathetic protagonist." - The Guardian "Tender, truthful and touching." - The Times"A really lovely book, so tender and truthful." - Jacqueline Wilson, bestselling author of The Story of Tracy Beaker"Fox writes with great warmth and humour: his triumph is to turn this story of modern domestic strife into an uplifting read, with plenty of surprises en route." - Daily Telegraph "An urgent, nuanced book...[James Fox writes a] deceptively breezy tale of austerity and mental illness with deft compassion; would that real kids in Solo's battered shoe should be so lucky" - Observer"Addressing complex real-world issues (the cost-of-living crisis, mental health, friendship problems...) with honesty, clarity and compassion." - Teach Primary"Expect to have your heart broken and mended in one reading of this must-read novel." - Belfast Telegraph"A tender, moving story beautifully capturing life in all its light and shade" - Hannah Gold, author of Waterstones Children's Book Prize Winner The Last Bear"It is a beautiful, heartfelt gem of a book, I loved it." - Tom Vaughan, author of Hercules"This story is full to the brim with heart" - Helen Rutter, author of The Boy Who Made Everyone Laugh "Honest, funny and touching, Solo's story will stay with you long after the last page." - Lisa Williamson"A moving...and thought-provoking story" - Cath Howe, author of Ella on the Outside "Heart-wrenching and heart-warming." - Editor's choice, The School Librarian It's not easy to fit in when you're the boy in the suit... Ten-year-old Solo - embarrassingly, that isn't short for anything - just wants to be normal. He wants a name that doesn't stand out. He wishes he had a proper school uniform that fitted him. He dreams about a mum who doesn't get the Big Bad Reds, like his mum Morag. But most of all he longs to stop crashing funerals for the free food. But when Solo and Morag crash the funeral of a celebrity and get caught, the press are there to witness their humiliation. The next day it's splashed across the papers. Before Solo knows it, he becomes a viral sensation, and life may never be normal again. Solo's uphill pursuit of security, community and connection will break your heart and then mend it. - Page-turning, moving, but ultimately life-affirming, this story is perfect for fans of The Boy at the Back of the Class, The Goldfish Boy, Wonder and Jacqueline Wilson. - A sensitive, empathetic, timely portrayal of a family struggling during the cost of living crisis. - This extraordinary debut will make you laugh and cry.

Indulge in an Unforgettable Journey of Passion and Temptation with Emily White's Erotic Masterpiece!Step into a captivating world where seduction knows no bounds in Emily White's latest collection of scintillating erotic stories, enriched with enchanting hentai illustrations. Immerse yourself in a universe where each word is a whispered promise, and every brushstroke is a visual enchantment that brings fantasies to life in pure hentai style.This collection is a daring invitation to explore the uncharted depths of desire, where pleasure unfolds with audacious strokes and details that will quicken your heartbeat. The carefully crafted hentai illustrations serve as sensuous portals, transporting you into dimensions where every hidden fantasy finds unabashed expression.What to Expect:- A Fusion of Literary Mastery and Sensual Artistry- Explicit and Alluring Hentai Illustrations- Stories That Explore the Boundaries of Lust and Fantasy- A Whirlwind of Seduction and TemptationThis isn't just a collection; it's your exclusive ticket to a dimension of hentai eros, meticulously narrated and ardently illustrated by Emily White. Lift the cover and prepare for an intense experience fueled by the flame of passion.Caution: This Collection is Not for the Faint of Heart. Are You Ready to Cross the Threshold?

Im Land der AhnenAuf der Suche nach ihren Ahnen verließen Konrad und Albrecht mit ihren Rabinnen den sagenumwobenen Odinswald und siedeln sich im Norden im Land zwischen den Meeren an.Sie hatten sich das Leben im Land ihrer Ahnen anders vorgestellt. Zwar bietet der Wind die Möglichkeit ihre Flugtechniken zu verbessern, aber die vielen Windräder, die streitsüchtigen Möwen und diebischen Dohlen setzen Konrad und Albrecht ordentlich zu. Das Land hält allerlei zu meckern für Albrecht bereit, dessen Partnerschaft mit seiner Rabin Freya bald auf dem Spiel steht.Die Suche nach der Vergangenheit ihrer Ahnen führt die Rabenfreunde beinahe in den Tod. Jedoch auch zu der Erkenntnis, dass sie aus Odins Heer entstammen und in ferner Vergangenheit dessen Boten auf der untergegangenen Königsinsel des hohen Nordens waren.Ohne ständigen Regen und Nebel wären sie wohl geblieben. Aber die Sehnsucht nach dem geliebten Odinswald führt die ungleichen Freunde mit ihrem mittlerweile herangewachsenen Schwarm zurück in ihre eigene mystische Heimat.Spannung, Unterhaltung, Weisheit - das ist es, was die Rabenfreunde Konrad und Albrecht in ihren neuen Episoden erleben.

To Serve Man is a story that brings to bare key issues in society that rarely get mentioned or just get shied away from. It tells the story of Nicodemus who had just been released from prison after serving time for a crime, he didn't commit regardless; he stays committed to getting his life together despite the obstacles his situation places on him and fighting his vices. This is a true tale of love, lust, hardship, women, society, parenting, and sexuality amongst other things.To Serve Man confronts American's issues head on and not in a politically correct way. To Serve Man blends together thousands of open, honest conversations and perspectives. It is more than a story it is quintessential guidebook, a must have not just for men and women, but for society. To Serve Man is a way forward.

Reminiscent of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, although it's aimed at an adult readership-Kirkus ReviewsAbandoned at birth, raised by her nan, and shunned by polite society, Celia Canterberry is a force to be reckoned with. Between being on the lookout for a new best friend and trying to force her grade two teacher into early retirement, she has her hands full. But that doesn't stop her from, to her nan's chagrin, stirring as many pots as possible. For a wild ride, join Celia as she Frankenstein-walks her way off the page and into your heart. Midnight Hags is a chapter book for persons of a certain age. Sit back and remember the child you were. From a mix of quirky characters, sixties nostalgia, and deadpan humour emerges Celia Canterberry, a precocious seven-year-old you won't soon forget.Midnight Hags is the laugh-out-loud third book in the Happy Valley Chronicles series. Buy your copy today!

Summa Summarum, also alles zusammen, unter dem Strich, die Summe aller Dinge - genau das ist dieses Buch. Geschichten von früher, Geschichten von heute, Geschichten für morgen über den Alltag, das uns allen Bekannte und doch auch über das stets Sonderbare, welches uns alle begleitet.Dieses Buch ist die Summe aus sieben Jahren Schreiblust. Es ist eine Zwischenbilanz, eine Zusammenfassung der vier kleinen "Spitze Feder"-Bücher... und noch ein paar Geschichten obendrauf.

Paige Carmichael needs a place to stay. Unfortunately, there's only one person she can ask for help-Nate Hughes. The grumpy single dad has plenty of reasons to say no. He's her boss, for one. He's also ten years older than her. And the fact that she has her V-Card and he's ... well, experienced, wouldn't matter if they didn't have chemistry for days. According to Nate, that's not a problem. Why? Because chemistry isn't love. It's manageable. Temporary. You can walk away from it. So, Nate does the one thing he shouldn't. He offers her a room in his house.Before they know it, they're sharing late nights and pillow talk, and early mornings and pancakes. And his son? He has Paige wrapped around his little finger. Before long, they start feeling more like family than friends. That leaves Paige wondering if Nate says chemistry isn't love because he believes it ... Or because he's terrified it is.

Als Mr. Chas und Lisa Sue in ihrem New Yorker Apartmenthaus plötzlich zwei Riesenpandas durch den Flur flitzen sehen, können sie es kaum glauben. Tatsächlich leben die Pandas im zweiten Stock, allerdings todunglücklich, denn sie wünschen sich nichts sehnlicher, als das Großstadtleben zu genießen. Das ist aber, wie sich herausstellt, in New York nicht möglich: Sie müssen sich verstecken, können das Haus nur als Hunde verkleidet verlassen, die New Yorker lieben Pandas einfach zu sehr und würden sie sofort in den Zoo sperren. Deshalb wollen sie nach Paris: Dort gibt es die besten Schokoladen-Éclairs, und sie dürfen unbehelligt in Museen und Restaurants gehen. Der schüchterne Mr. Chas und die draufgängerische Lisa Sue beschließen, den Pandabären zu helfen, und erfinden einen genialen Plan, der aber leider nicht ganz reibungslos funktioniert ...Mit ihrem unvergleichlichen Charme und Witz erzählt Fran Lebowitz eine zeitlose Geschichte von Freundschaft, Sehnsucht, Anderssein und Freiheit. Eine Wiederentdeckung aus dem Werk der New Yorker Kultautorin - und bis heute ihr einziger fiktionaler Text. Ein großes Vergnügen für Leserinnen und Leser jeden Alters.

Fünfzehn Geschichten vom Bodensee und anderswo über die Möglichkeiten und Unmöglichkeiten der Liebe.Dorothea Neukirchens Erzählungen kommen leicht daher, bis unerwartete Wendungen eine Tiefe offenbaren, die nachwirkt.Mit sensiblen Beobachtungsgabe, feinsinnigem Humor und Menschenliebe lässt sie die Leser hinter die Fassaden schauen:liebevoll, nachdenklich, schmunzelnd.

If clothes can get a second chance, why can’t we? Brimming with life, love, and the stories bound up in even the most everyday items, The Second Chance Store is a tale of friendship, loss, and dusting yourself off and starting over—a novel filled with humor and a testament to the enduring power and joy of charity shops.City dweller Gwen feels like she’s living a secondhand life. She’s thirty-eight, perpetually single, and in dire need of a dentist’s appointment. Her friends are busy procreating in the country, and conversations with her parents seem to revolve entirely around hedge borders and the trash pickup schedule. Above all she’s lonely. But then, isn’t everyone?Then she’s let go from a job she drifted into a decade ago and never left, and Gwen realizes it’s time to make a change, starting with cleaning out her apartment. In the charity shop where she literally and metaphorically unloads her baggage, she discovers a group of weird and wonderful people devoted to finding a new home for donated items that have lost their use elsewhere. Gwen volunteers there—and finds a new home for herself among her fellow workers while discovering joy in the untold stories of secondhand things.Now it’s time for Gwen to get out of her life in pause, and to find a way to move forward with bravery and humanity—and more regular dental care.

102 Geschichten, bei denen der Alltag Pate stand.Überraschend heiter, nachdenklich, und oft böse enden die Erzählungen, sobald der lakonische Erzähler den Blick erweitert.Männer und Frauen stehen im Mittelpunkt, da und dort spielt die Technik eine eigenwillige Rolle und Kinder, der Osterhase sowie eine Hexe haben Gastauftritte.Hier zum Beispiel die Geschichte über "Perfekte Männer"Lorena schüttelte heftig den Kopf. Das Notebook blinkte und piepste - war das nicht komplett unwürdig einer Zauberin? Generationenlang hatten sie, wenn Not am Mann war, sie aus eigener Kraft geschaffen.Ihre Großmutter beherrschte noch die Kunst, sie wunschgemäß zu backen. Das halbe Dorf hatte sie versorgt. Und essen konnte man sie dann auch noch.Schon ihre Mutter durfte es nicht mehr - Ethikkommission und so; also nahm sie meist den Hübschesten von der nächsten Baustelle. Und sie? Lorena wollte kein Kind - nur auf Erfahrung war sie aus und so saß jetzt vor dem flirrenden Glas, konfigurierte Haar- und andere Längen und sollte sich schließlich entscheiden, ob er geliefert werden sollte - mit oder ohne künstliche Intelligenz.

Uma coleção de 20 histórias estranhas e desconectadas, esses contos únicos cobrem muito terreno."Procurando por Jesus Sujo" segue um jogador de RPG de ação ao vivo em busca do assassino de seu pai. Em "Carro-Frango", um homem sem sorte elabora um plano para alcançar a notoriedade, por todos os meios necessários.E se um homem com cabeça de Monstro de Gila decidisse tentar a sorte no namoro online? E se o governo realizasse um experimento secreto no qual alterasse a cor da pele das pessoas? E se um famoso serial killer fosse contratado para matar um criminoso de guerra nazista escondido nos Estados Unidos? E se o cadáver de John Wayne fosse reanimado para que ele pudesse aparecer em um filme de zumbi de baixo orçamento?Descubra as respostas para essas e muitas outras perguntas em Sonhos Febris e Rascunhos Bêbados, uma poderosa e única coleção de histórias escrita por um mestre contador de histórias.

"Strange," he said to himself. "I had an idea that Pat's Tommy was dead."First collected in 1974, the stories in A Flutter of Wings span Mervyn Wall's entire writing career, dating back as far as the 1940s. Told in an easy style, tales such as "They Also Serve . . . " and "Adventure" offer the same satirical sensibilities found in Wall's classic novel The Unfortunate Fursey; while darker tales such as "Cloonaturk" and "The Demon Angler" are not without a hint of the grimly sardonic. In addition to an introduction by Val Mulkerns and illustrations by Clare Brennan, this new edition boasts the uncollected Jamesian fragment "Extract from an Abandoned Novel", and Wall's early play, Alarm Among the Clerks, a savagely hilarious and ultimately brutal depiction of office life.

Loose in the Bright Fantastic is an adult fiction book that will be of interest to readers of women's fiction and family dramas, particularly those who are dealing with "sandwich generation" issues of caring both for growing children and aging parents. Grey-haired Maggie, who is in the early stages of dementia, flees her hospital room and takes refuge in Boston's Public Gardens and later in the squat of a homeless man she befriends. She is looking for something, or trying to stop something, although she cannot always remember exactly what. Her adventures end with her invading a dinner party at a home where she used to live, years before. While all this is going on, her adult children Clair and Roger are interacting with the police and trying to find her -- while dealing with the sale of Maggie's home and the disposal of her possessions, along with their own challenges as a divorced single mother and a closeted gay man. Told with humor and compassion, this is a heartfelt story of family ties that get stretched under duress but never quite break.

Learn How to Lose a Girl in 12 Hours: A Hilarious Guide to Relationship Self-SabotagePicture this: You, the master of calamity, embarking on a journey to sabotage your own romantic prospects with unparalleled finesse. In a world where spilled coffee becomes the catalyst for unexpected connections, your path intertwines with the captivating Lauren. With each mishap and uproarious blunder, you find yourselves bonded by laughter, turning chaos into comedy gold.As the clock ticks mercilessly towards the dreaded 12-hour mark, you unleash a series of mishaps that would make Murphy proud. From accidentally donning mismatched socks to expertly misinterpreting social cues, you excel in the art of self-sabotage. It's a comedic ballet of mortifying moments and hilarious missteps, all in the name of perfecting the art of losing a girl.Through this sidesplitting adventure, you'll discover the hidden depths of your own awkwardness and unlock a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of life's mishaps. With wit, charm, and a healthy dose of slapstick, this guide will have you laughing, cringing, and ultimately questioning why anyone would willingly attempt to lose a girl in the first place.¿Prepare for a riotous ride filled with laughter, misadventures, and unexpected revelations. Get ready to take the plunge into the hilariously treacherous world of relationship self-sabotage, where losing a girl becomes an unforgettable comedy of errors.

Once a week, Monroe County Reporter (Georgia) columnist Steve Reece delights thousands of readers with his insight into a wide range of subjects reflective of the culture, history, and diversity of the South and America. A Few Dogs in Heaven captures everyday people's everyday experiences, with an eye to the complexities of life's struggles. With humor, insight, and a passion for justice, this collection of columns is a must-read for those looking to delve into an honest exploration of life in the American South.

Uma coleção de 20 histórias estranhas e desconectadas, esses contos únicos cobrem muito terreno."Procurando por Jesus Sujo" segue um jogador de RPG de ação ao vivo em busca do assassino de seu pai. Em "Carro-Frango", um homem sem sorte elabora um plano para alcançar a notoriedade, por todos os meios necessários.E se um homem com cabeça de Monstro de Gila decidisse tentar a sorte no namoro online? E se o governo realizasse um experimento secreto no qual alterasse a cor da pele das pessoas? E se um famoso serial killer fosse contratado para matar um criminoso de guerra nazista escondido nos Estados Unidos? E se o cadáver de John Wayne fosse reanimado para que ele pudesse aparecer em um filme de zumbi de baixo orçamento?Descubra as respostas para essas e muitas outras perguntas em Sonhos Febris e Rascunhos Bêbados, uma poderosa e única coleção de histórias escrita por um mestre contador de histórias.

Uma coleção de 20 histórias estranhas e desconectadas, esses contos únicos cobrem muito terreno."Procurando por Jesus Sujo" segue um jogador de RPG de ação ao vivo em busca do assassino de seu pai. Em "Carro-Frango", um homem sem sorte elabora um plano para alcançar a notoriedade, por todos os meios necessários.E se um homem com cabeça de Monstro de Gila decidisse tentar a sorte no namoro online? E se o governo realizasse um experimento secreto no qual alterasse a cor da pele das pessoas? E se um famoso serial killer fosse contratado para matar um criminoso de guerra nazista escondido nos Estados Unidos? E se o cadáver de John Wayne fosse reanimado para que ele pudesse aparecer em um filme de zumbi de baixo orçamento?Descubra as respostas para essas e muitas outras perguntas em Sonhos Febris e Rascunhos Bêbados, uma poderosa e única coleção de histórias escrita por um mestre contador de histórias.Esta é a edição de letras grandes do livro Sonhos Febris e Rabiscos Bêbados, com uma fonte diferenciada e maior para uma leitura mais agradável.