Diary Of A Ninja Kid 1

EVER WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE A NINJA KID FIGHTING ZOMBIES?<BR><BR><BR>IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THIS VERY FUNNY NINJA KID ADVENTURE SERIES, WE GET TO READ THE DAILY EXCITEMENT OF AN ACTUAL SIXTH GRADE HUMAN NINJA!!!!!!! AND HIS AWESOME FRIENDS.<BR><BR>MY NAME IS MICHAEL CARTER , AND I AM A NINJA KID!! <BR><BR>I WASN'T ALWAYS ONE!! <BR> <BR>A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. <BR>ARE YOU READY FOR ONE?<BR><BR>Michael Carter is 12 years old. Everything is going wrong in his life. <BR>Every. <BR>Single. <BR>Thing. <BR> <BR>New house. New school. A sister that went to a torture academy. Parents that love him but are just too busy to see. <BR> <BR>The only good thing is Rocky, his dog. <BR>Until he learns about the ninja code. <BR>But, can a code help against the danger he is suddenly faced with? <BR>Does he or Rocky even stand a chance? <BR> <BR>Are you willing to wade through an apocalypse of zombie farts to find out? <BR> <BR>Read these pages if you dare. <BR>But hold your nose if you do!<BR> <BR>Ready to laugh your socks off? <BR> <BR>WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS FARTS! <BR><BR>GET YOUR COPY TODAY!!!<BR><BR> <BR>Diary of a Ninja Kid is a must-read for any kid who loves superheroes, ninjas, zombies and action packed adventures. Kids ages 6+ can't wait to jump into these Ninja Kid mysteries. <BR> <BR>